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Reasons Riding is Better Than Sex

You don't have to sneak your riding magazines into the house.
If you are having trouble with riding, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
The Ten Commandments don't say anything about riding.
If your trainer takes pictures or videotapes of you riding, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
Your horse won't keep asking questions about other horses you've ridden.
It's perfectly respectable to ride a horse you've never met before, just once, or, ride many horses in the same day, whether you know them or not.
When you see a really good horse, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining riding him.
If your regular horse isn't available, he/she won't object if you ride another horse.
Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you ride by yourself.
When dealing with a riding trainer, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy riding stuff.
You can have a riding calendar on your wall at the office, tell riding jokes and invite co-workers to ride with you without getting sued for harassment.
There's no such thing as a Riding Transmitted Disease.
If you want to watch horses on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel (but you might need a video tape).
You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of riding.

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Miss Collins - 8:12 - 8/1

Won when last on muddy on the 2nd of April in the USA and will face this going again this evening in Dubai.Has improved greatly with the age change and April has arguably been the 3 year old fillie's best month in her career. In her three races this month she's picked up a first, second and third place and is in lightening form. Will fancy herself to do better than the 8/1 odds suggests and could even take the win. Serious value for an each way.

Honky Tonkin - 8:48 - 25/1

In a pretty average field of old timers Honky Tonkin could seriously challenge for a place at these strong odds. The 6 year old colt from the Punting Paul stable has a better record on yielding than many of his fellow competitiors tonight and was unlucky not to register a placed finish in his last race on yielding in Australia three days ago. Total stas read 64 runs, 7 wins and 28 placed finishes, that could well be 29 after tonight's race.

Grey Diva - 9:24 - 18/1

Form has taken a dip recently for Grey Diva after an electric run of results. Finishing seventh last time out and eigth before that there was talk of a crisis but when we look at why this has happened we see this horse is much better than those results indicate and that the poor finishes had a hell of a lot to do with weight.Racing on her favoured good going tonight we should see a different improved Grey Diva. In her 15 runs to date the Big Billy trained fillie has won 4 times and been placed in 5. The last of those wins came on good on the 16th of March in the UK. A similar run tonight should be good enough for a top three finish.